Time spent with cats is never wasted.
My girlfriend made me aware of a "problem" with this blog: a complete lack of cat-related content. I tried to argue that I don't want this to be a forum for showing off our furry charges and making crazy cat lady-like declarations on how smart and special our kittehs are.
I got "the look" and was reminded that I didn't want to do a food blog.
So, without further ado, allow me to present:
aka "SuperKaliKatze" "Säbelzahn", "Knucklehead!", "Black Devil", "CAAAT!!", and "Satan's Spawn"
Kali's hobbies include:
Terrorizing her sister
Chasing after Mr. Dot
Watching birds she can never hope to catch
Holding the aquarium lid down
Licking my eyelids at 0545 when she's hungry
Fun Kali Facts:
Kali can eat and eat and eat and never gains any weight. For this superpower, I hate her.
Kali lost all her teeth to FORL, which sucks but doesn't seem to slow her down one bit. Play-fighting is buckets of fun when she attacks and tries to gum my hand to death...
Kali is, by nature, stealthy. I have about two pictures of her where her innate stealthiness has not caused the autofocus on my various cameras to stop functioning correctly. Take that, Lockheed!
aka "SuperTaraKatze", "GrumpyCat", "Her Highness", "Schissbux", "CAAAAT!", and "Dumbass".
Tara's hobbies include:
Being terrorized by her sister
Hiding whenever she thinks we're going to box her up and go to the vet, which is always.
Getting really, really high on catnip...
Fun Tara Facts:
Tara triples her body weight when she sleeps, making it nigh on impossible to move her in the middle of the night when she sleeps on the bed.
Tara lost all her teeth as well, but this is to relieve symptoms of Lymphocytic-Plasmacytic Gingivitis Stomatitis (LPGS).Tara is our worry child - she's sick pretty often and we hated to take her teeth out but it was the last resort. Poor kitty :(
Tara likes to sleep on you. Not with you, on you, like on your hip or shoulder. Nothing is more fun than to wake up, twisted about with a 4.5kg cat lying on you. She also has a phenomenal internal gyroscopic system that allows her to stay firmly planted despite shaking and twisting efforts to get her to get off you. I should inform NASA.
So, there you have it - our kittehs. I love the little bastards, I really do.
I bid you Peace,
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.